The Go Pro

After the great Skee-Ball disaster of 2015, Kevin's ended up with 47 fractures across his body, including 23 in his pelvis for some reason. Unable to afford the operation costs to repair Kevin's injuries, Tim decided to hand him over to a San Francisco tech startup, which offered to fix him free of charge if they could also attempt to fuse him with all the abilities of a Roomba. As a result of the startup going out of business halfway through the operation, Kevin didn't gain these abilities - but he did gain the ability to play Square Enix Montreal's Go Games (Hitman Go, Lara Croft Go, and Deus Ex Go) extremely well, to the point of being able to discover bugs in them that even their testers hadn't uncovered yet.

Eventually, the Go Pro phenomenon came to an end, when Kevin found himself broken by Deus Ex Go in a historic Kinda Funny plays in 2016. However, the spirit of the Go Pro lives on, ready to inhabit a new body when the time will arise (or when another San Francisco startup gets a little overzealous).