The Milk Mommy

They say that moments before you overdose on an illicit substance, a ghastly image will appear before your eyes; this image is The Milk Mommy. Created by Nick Scarpino, who wanted to have a female figure that would complement his “Milk Daddy” persona, The Milk Mommy lingers within the darkest corners of the collective unconsciousness, waiting patiently to make itself present when one’s brain wades too far into the deep end.

At least, that’s the dramatized version of the Mommy peddled by Kinda Funny. In reality, The Milk Mommy was created when Kevin, in an unexpected movie, decided to shave his facial hair and take a goofy picture of himself next to Paula, in an attempt to get a rise out of the rest of the Kinda Funny crew. One thing led to another, and, well, the rest is history.

Unlike Kevin’s many other personas, The Milk Mommy is a true protean, capable of taking on a variety of different forms. Some of its most well-known forms include a 1950s milkman, that women from that Red Hot Chili Peppers album cover, and the dinosaur sidekick in Jurassic World 4: Let’s Milk this Tyrannosaurus for All It’s Worth.